minus temperatures and how cold it actually is: a 100% accurate presentation by me

kodittomatsammakot:

thepielef999:

useless-finlandfacts:

useless-finlandfacts:

• 0°C / 32

  °F – it’s alright. it’s actually not that cold but it’s wet and slushy and soggy and you will feel cold because your feet gets wet.

• -5

  °C / 23

  °F – perfect weather for all kinds of outdoor winter activities! don’t forget your gloves, they’re vital. 

• -10

  °C / 14

  °F – a bit cold but it’s alright. you’ll get a runny nose. if you’re out for a long time, wear woolen socks. 

• -15

  °C / 5

  °F

  – kind of cold but not like super cold. kind of a blah temperature because it is a bit too cold but not like actually cold. if you have long hair, your breath will make your hair freeze. please, don’t torture yourself, wear actual winter boots.

• -20

  °C / -4

  °F

  – when it comes to outdoor P.E. classes (skating or skiing) in schools, this is usually the temperature limit. Without outdoor pants you will look fashionable but suffer. With outdoor pants, you will be comfortable but not so fashionable.

• -25

  °C / -13

  °F

  – long underwear is a must. your hair will freeze. if you use makeup wear waterproof mascara because your eyelashes will freeze. 

• -30

  °C / -22

  °F

  – okay, it’s really cold. the craziest finns will still go skiing, though. in addition to your hair and eyelashes, your eyebrows will freeze too. and your face hair. like the small peach fuzz on your cheeks, it will freeze.

• -35

  °C / -31

  °F

  – you will have a lot of trouble with starting your car. everything will freeze

• -40

  °C/

  °F

  – ah, the perfect WWII temperature

• -45

  °C / -49

  °F

  – alright this isn’t funny anymore. maybe at this point your teacher would forgive you for not coming to school

• -50

  °C / -58

  °F

  – what the fuck

• -51,5

  °C / -60,7

  °F
  
  – the coldest temperature ever measured in finland

Summer is coming, so it’s time for the plus temperatures and how warm it is for the Finns: a 100% accurate presentation by me:

• +5

  °C/41 °F – summer is coming!!!!

• +10

  °C/50 °F – who needs a jacket

• +15 °C/59 °F – time to bring out the shorts 
• +20

  °C/68 °F – holy shit it’s actually summer. swimming! tanning! ice cream!

• +25

  °C/77 °F – official limit for hot weather in finland (helle). it’s starting to get uncomfortably hot

• +30 °C/86 °F – I Am Burning In Hell
• +35

  °C/ °F – all finns have evaporated into thin air. everything is in flames  

+40 C surviving finns go hide in their saunas

meanwhile in sauna +100 C, finns: “MORE HEAT MOTHERFUCKERS”